during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
trans women dont have to be feminine to be ‘valid’
trans men dont have to be masculine to be ‘valid’
nonbinary people dont have to be androgynous to be ‘valid’
Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not
Tarus- big head
Gemeni- kind of good looking
Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them
Virgin- cautious and not trusting
Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt
Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot
Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat
Capricon- horny 24/7
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy